Some bugger slipped me a micky finn last night . After dinner I was sitting at the bar chatting to the bar maid about the many issues I face being a sex addict ( untreated ) but also a puppet who doesn't even have a string attached to my private parts . She was lending me a sympathetic ear having realised I was completely harmless . Then wham it hit me like a truck , I fell off the stool , and required assistance . I can only think it was one of the locals , jealous of my smooth almost slippery charm and superior puling technique .I was left with only one option , to do something I never thought i would have to do ; ask Jeff to take me home early .
Woke this morning with my bandages around my ankles and compete memory loss . I am praying it was only a micky and not one of those date drugs . Jeff is looking like the cat who got the cream this morning . lets get out of town , I need to put all McCall behind me .
Heading for Hells Canyon . Reminds me of an S&M club I used to frequent . In fact it was there while partaking in a bizzar practice involving a blow torch and a harness that I ended up in bandages for the rest of my life . Oh well if you are going to play with fire you are going to get burned .
Of course I should have known better Hells Canyon is a natural phenomenon not not a specialists venue . The road to hell has got more twists than my mind . This way ,that way, no safety barrier and a long way down , even the hula girl mounted in the back window has been car sick .
spending the night in the town of Joseph .I am praying this is not just another biblical experience .
Naff off
Puppet Stephen
Sound track of the day ..The Cult , Iggy Pop , Killing Joke , The Kills , Pixies , Bauhaus , Psychedelic Furs . ( dark sounds for a dark mood )
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